The journey began on a sunny afternoon. Lucifer the Priestess of Darkness took her red dragon to the cave of Lacifer the Dark Sorceress of the Swamp. The two were on a mission to attend a meeting regarding the historic war of Troy. Other attendees included the father of Lucifer, the dark lord Larold, and other members of the Clan of Hams. When the meeting was complete Lucifer, Lacifer and Larold once again climbed upon the red dragon to fly to the where they ate a filling meal of the . The three then boarded the red dragon...again, so that they could fly to the Clan of Hams evil lair on the ocean shore. On their way they needed to make a stop at Larold's castle to retrieve his magic staff. They finally arrived at the lair. Larold stayed in the upper tower working on his healing powers, while Lacifer and Lucifer went into their secret dungeon to plan their...evil plans. While there they receive a distress call coming from the ocean shore, but the two had to finish their battle training before they could respond to the call. Lucifer boasting that she could beat Lacifer in a battle training game, challenged her, only to be smashed by the awesome sorcery powers of Lacifer. Frustrated with losing so many battles, Lucifer left Lacifer to communicate with her sexy man slave, PJ, while she did dragon flight training. After Lucifer's frustration has calmed down a bit, they decided to answer the distress call from the shore and grabbed their light sabers to head out into the dark lands of the Crab People. Descending the winding trail and the mountainside they stepped into the forbidden sandy lands of the Crabs. Light sabers in hand they walked carefully alone the shore, keeping a sharp eye for any Crabs that may try to attack. Lucifer, starting off the journey, braving the crabs quite well, making sure to clear the way for Lacifer was soon just as scared when a Crab, unsuspectingly jumped from a hole to attack. The two scattered but the bright light sabers kept them from losing each other, they traveled the rest of the beach close together, making sure no Crabs got in their way again. Luckily not to many were out but the distress call was still coming from the Crab Cave in the distance, so despite their fear the two heroes continued their journey along the beach, fending off the smaller Crabs on their way. Never having been to the Crab Cave before the two did not expect to see what they saw when they arrived, the BIGGEST Crab they had ever seen and in its claws was the one who sent out the distress call...Legolas, the Elfen Archer, in a hot pink thong, ooh sexy :P The two stood ready to fight, their light sabers glowing in the dark cave. They charged towards the Crab who, easily distracted by light, didn't move allowing them to kill him in one strike...hmm, a little too easy, right? Well, that's how it went, so hush. Legolas was saved, and so, with their job done, the two headed back to the Clan of Hams castle...evil lair...place...thing, with Legolas following behind them. Few Crabs remained in the way of Lacifer and Lucifer on their return home, they cowered in fear at the ones who had beaten their king. They all soon arrived back the castle, all unharmed...well, physically, I think a little mental trauma from Crab attacks will be with the three of them for a while. But in the end, everything worked out, Lucifer had her new slave boy Legolas, who would do ANYTHING she asked, and Lacifer had her PJ, waiting for her back at the cave.
But although this adventure ended well, who knows what a new day will bring for LACIFER AND LUCIFER!! Until next time...